Saturday, November 05, 2005

Matrimonial ad's by...

MATRIMONIAL AD'S by PROFESSIONALS (Must Read)

*DOCTOR**
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects.
Apply or reply.

SOFTWARE ENGINEER
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features(privileges only for the Specific User especially criticalFunctionali ties). There must not be any Critical or MediumBug in her.Low Bugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build.She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never breleasedto ANY OTHER Customer.

BEGGAR
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega
LAWYER
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should bestrictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e . Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service

.SHAYARB

adi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,To yaaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

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