ACRES OF DIAMONDS
There was a farmer in Africa who was happy and content. He was happy because hewas content. He was content because he was happy. One day a wise man came to himand told him about the glory of diamonds and the power that goes along with them. Thewise man said, "If you had a diamond the size of your thumb, you could have your owncity. If you had a diamond the size of your fist, you could probably own your owncountry." And then he went away. That night the farmer couldn't sleep. He was unhappyand he was discontent. He was unhappy because he was discontent and discontentbecause he was unhappy.The next morning he made arrangements to sell off his farm, took care of his family andwent in search of diamonds. He looked all over Africa and couldn't find any. He looked allthrough Europe and couldn't find any. When he got to Spain, he was emotionally,physically and financially broke. He got so disheartened that he threw himself into theBarcelona River and committed suicide.Back home, the person who had bought his farm was watering the camels at a streamthat ran through the farm. Across the stream, the rays of the morning sun hit a stone andmade it sparkle like a rainbow. He thought it would look good on the mantle piece. Hepicked up the stone and put it in the living room. That afternoon the wise man came andsaw the stone sparkling. He asked, "Is Hafiz back?" The new owner said, "No, why doyou ask?" The wise man said, "Because that is a diamond. I recognize one when I seeone." The man said, no, that's just a stone I picked up from the stream. Come, I'll showyou. There are many more." They went and picked some samples and sent them foranalysis. Sure enough, the stones were diamonds. They found that the farm was indeedcovered with acres and acres of diamonds.
What is the moral of this story?
There are five morals:
1. When our attitude is right, we realize that we are all walking on acres and acres ofdiamonds.Opportunity is always under our feet. We don't have to go anywhere. All we need to do is recognize it.
2. The grass on the other side always looks greener.
3. While we are dyeing the grass on the other side, there are others who are dyeing thegrass on our side. They would be happy to trade places with us.
4. When people don't know how to recognize opportunity, they complain of noise when itknocks.
5. The same opportunity never knocks twice. The next one may be better or worse, but itis never the same one.
Monday, October 31, 2005
Saturday, October 29, 2005
10 Good rules.....
10 GOOD RULES FOR A GOOD DAY:
1. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK: If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind... I will not respond in a like manner.
2. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY": If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy" could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker, or a stranger.
3. TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY: I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip.
4. TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE: I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.
5. TODAY I WILL FORGIVE: I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.
6. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL NOT DO IT SECRETLY: I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.
7. TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED: I will practice the golden rule - "Do unto others as I would have them do unto me" - with everyone I encounter.
8. TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE I DISCOURAGED: My smile, my words, my __expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling life.
9. TODAY I WILL NUTURE MY BODY: I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God for my body.
10. TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLUY: I will spend a little more time in prayer today: I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place (at some point during the day) and listen to God's voice!
Thanks & Regards,
johnie
1. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK: If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind... I will not respond in a like manner.
2. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY": If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy" could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker, or a stranger.
3. TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY: I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip.
4. TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE: I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.
5. TODAY I WILL FORGIVE: I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.
6. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL NOT DO IT SECRETLY: I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.
7. TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED: I will practice the golden rule - "Do unto others as I would have them do unto me" - with everyone I encounter.
8. TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE I DISCOURAGED: My smile, my words, my __expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling life.
9. TODAY I WILL NUTURE MY BODY: I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God for my body.
10. TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLUY: I will spend a little more time in prayer today: I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place (at some point during the day) and listen to God's voice!
Thanks & Regards,
johnie
symptoms in IT industry
Hi all,
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance.
For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.
6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.
7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future willbe girls in HR.
9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.
16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.)And now u r smiling!!!! Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.
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If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance.
For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.
6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.
7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future willbe girls in HR.
9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.
16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.)And now u r smiling!!!! Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.
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MBA test
http://www.birthdayalarm.com/bd2/56324849a455513048b808836687c653832514d905
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MBA Test!!! Intelligent...
One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
For the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a Wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.they said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.
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> > q .1. Write down your names -----( 2 marks )
> >
> > q.2. Which tyre burst -------( 98 marks ).
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MBA Test!!! Intelligent...
One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
For the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a Wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.they said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.
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> > q .1. Write down your names -----( 2 marks )
> >
> > q.2. Which tyre burst -------( 98 marks ).
33 Facts about Guyz :
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ... so true.
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
11. Guys love their moms.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
18. Guys are very open about themselves.
19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty. 22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
25. Guys think too much.
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.
27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! ... very true.
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?
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johnie
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ... so true.
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
11. Guys love their moms.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
18. Guys are very open about themselves.
19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty. 22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
25. Guys think too much.
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.
27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! ... very true.
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?
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johnie
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Software ads..
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Companies are planning to place Advts. in Televisions, Hope u would see it on the Televisions
Complan Boy -
"I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"
Coca cola
"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"
Visa Card Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"
"Microsoft office -
Nothing official about it !!!"
Lifebuoy:
"Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus Norton anti virus hai jaha, Software hein vahan...NORTON!"
Maggi Project Manager - I want the code today.... Programmer - 2 minutes "Programmer ka kam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan... VB....VB.....VB"
Raymonds:
"The complete software ....since 1802" - COBOL
Boost Project Manager -
"Power objects is secret of my program" Programmers - " Our programmes"
Husband -
'Thak gaya hoon mein" Wife give's him instant cofee and says " To create instant miracle....Use Oracle
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Companies are planning to place Advts. in Televisions, Hope u would see it on the Televisions
Complan Boy -
"I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"
Coca cola
"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"
Visa Card Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"
"Microsoft office -
Nothing official about it !!!"
Lifebuoy:
"Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus Norton anti virus hai jaha, Software hein vahan...NORTON!"
Maggi Project Manager - I want the code today.... Programmer - 2 minutes "Programmer ka kam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan... VB....VB.....VB"
Raymonds:
"The complete software ....since 1802" - COBOL
Boost Project Manager -
"Power objects is secret of my program" Programmers - " Our programmes"
Husband -
'Thak gaya hoon mein" Wife give's him instant cofee and says " To create instant miracle....Use Oracle
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The Top most reply of a girl...........
Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...
1) Nahi
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare,
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao,
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai.
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo.
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di?? J
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!! J
13) Sorry J
14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L………………………………"
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu" J
16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most
oftenly do J )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti. J J
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)J
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do… Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope) Girl: saat janam J
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…
23) Now that's a real tragedy…. Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee…… Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
24) Boy: I love U! Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…
27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha….
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola????
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara????
34) Kitne time ke liye -:) ???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
36) Thanks. I love you, too. J
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U….. Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
40)
41) "Give me some free space"
42) I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
43) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
44) "I think, I will have better options in future ..." Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends. J
45) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
46) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends
for ever ;)
47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot.
48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.)
49) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good
qualities that you even might have not seen in her. J
50) SLAP !! ....:( ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said
Regards,
-Johnie
1) Nahi
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare,
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao,
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai.
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo.
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di?? J
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!! J
13) Sorry J
14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L………………………………"
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu" J
16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most
oftenly do J )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti. J J
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)J
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do… Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope) Girl: saat janam J
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…
23) Now that's a real tragedy…. Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee…… Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
24) Boy: I love U! Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…
27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha….
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola????
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara????
34) Kitne time ke liye -:) ???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
36) Thanks. I love you, too. J
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U….. Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
40)
41) "Give me some free space"
42) I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
43) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
44) "I think, I will have better options in future ..." Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends. J
45) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
46) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends
for ever ;)
47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot.
48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.)
49) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good
qualities that you even might have not seen in her. J
50) SLAP !! ....:( ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said
Regards,
-Johnie
Imagine this ...simply superb answer....
You are driving along your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people
waiting for a bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading...
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect hence to pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
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He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the
bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box
waiting for a bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading...
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect hence to pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
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He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the
bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box
Funny.......(comedy quotes) etc..
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English can be so complex to understand sometimes
Read the paragraph below ....and try to understand the meaning.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of
a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size
of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously
descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of
his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team
performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction
taken by the first team member.
scroll down to understand:.......(in simple English what does this translate to??) . . . .
SCROLL DOWN..............................
Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and jill came tumbling after!!!
Gud no?????????
JOHNIE
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oscars for blunders
Oscars are given to that blunders that happened in the movies .
These are some of them
S M S....
1) Love is not sumthg that is born in the morning, shines in the noon and dies at night.
It borns when its not needed and dies wen you need it the most!!
2) "SpeciaL friends" R reaLLy reaLLy hArd 2 fiNd.. SpeciaLy tHosE wHo r "CuTe" & "pure in heart", So mY aDviSE 4 U is. Never let me go..
3) Life
is only
travelled
once.
Today"s moment becomes
Tomorrow"s
Memory.
Enjoy
Every
Moment
Good or Bad
because
the gift of Life
is
LIFE itself.
4) Ice is a cream, love is a dream, but our friendship is evergreen. Dont make friend before understanding and Dont break friendship after understanding.
5) 'FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE' Take 1st letter from each word to get the word in which i mean a lot.
6) HAPPINESS is the delicate balance of what one is and what one has. It is the inner joy that can be sought or caught, but never taught or bought.
7) Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts. All friends r not true. But true friends r very few! Like you.
8) YOU look
Sweet when
You read
my SMS,
Sweeter
when
You read
n Smile...
But You
look
Sweetest
when
You read,
Smile n
Reply.. )so try
2 look
Sweetest
always
10) Are we friends or
Are we not?..
You told me once,
but i forgot..
so tell me 'now'
and tell me 'true'..
so i can say,
i am here for you..
of all the friends,
i have ever met
"u' are the one i
will never forget..
and if i die
before u do..
i will go to heaven
and wait for u..
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
johnnie.
johnieurs@mail2world.com
It borns when its not needed and dies wen you need it the most!!
2) "SpeciaL friends" R reaLLy reaLLy hArd 2 fiNd.. SpeciaLy tHosE wHo r "CuTe" & "pure in heart", So mY aDviSE 4 U is. Never let me go..
3) Life
is only
travelled
once.
Today"s moment becomes
Tomorrow"s
Memory.
Enjoy
Every
Moment
Good or Bad
because
the gift of Life
is
LIFE itself.
4) Ice is a cream, love is a dream, but our friendship is evergreen. Dont make friend before understanding and Dont break friendship after understanding.
5) 'FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE' Take 1st letter from each word to get the word in which i mean a lot.
6) HAPPINESS is the delicate balance of what one is and what one has. It is the inner joy that can be sought or caught, but never taught or bought.
7) Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts. All friends r not true. But true friends r very few! Like you.
8) YOU look
Sweet when
You read
my SMS,
Sweeter
when
You read
n Smile...
But You
look
Sweetest
when
You read,
Smile n
Reply.. )so try
2 look
Sweetest
always
10) Are we friends or
Are we not?..
You told me once,
but i forgot..
so tell me 'now'
and tell me 'true'..
so i can say,
i am here for you..
of all the friends,
i have ever met
"u' are the one i
will never forget..
and if i die
before u do..
i will go to heaven
and wait for u..
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
johnnie.
johnieurs@mail2world.com
Meaningful awareness
Meaningful Awareness:
[1] If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side
[2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
[3] Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
[4] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
[5] The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
[6] The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
[7] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
[8] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
[9] Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
[10] The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear isnot the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
[11] Dalmatians are born without spots.
[12] Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
[13] The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings] or 'against' (in criminal proceedings]
[14] Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left
[15] The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids
[16] The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee
[17] Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks
[18] The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones
[19] Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die
[20] Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart
[21] The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
[22] When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red
[23] When Hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
[24] The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor
[25] The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney
[26] Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
[27] Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan
[28] It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it
[29] The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples
[30] There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower
[31] The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
[32] Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death
[33] It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body
[34] The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
[35] Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game
[36] The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the corneain the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air
[37] Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born,and 140,000 people die
[38] In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling.)
[39] Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
[40] The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning itshead are the rabbit and the parrot
[41] Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
[42] The average person laughs 13 times a day
[43] Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
[44] Women blink nearly twice as much as men
[45] German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog
[46] Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
[47] Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
[48] Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
[49] If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of naturalcause.
[50] The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirtblood 30 feet!!
[1] If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side
[2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
[3] Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
[4] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
[5] The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
[6] The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
[7] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
[8] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
[9] Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
[10] The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear isnot the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
[11] Dalmatians are born without spots.
[12] Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
[13] The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings] or 'against' (in criminal proceedings]
[14] Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left
[15] The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids
[16] The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee
[17] Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks
[18] The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones
[19] Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die
[20] Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart
[21] The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
[22] When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red
[23] When Hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
[24] The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor
[25] The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney
[26] Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
[27] Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan
[28] It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it
[29] The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples
[30] There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower
[31] The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
[32] Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death
[33] It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body
[34] The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
[35] Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game
[36] The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the corneain the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air
[37] Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born,and 140,000 people die
[38] In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling.)
[39] Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
[40] The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning itshead are the rabbit and the parrot
[41] Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
[42] The average person laughs 13 times a day
[43] Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
[44] Women blink nearly twice as much as men
[45] German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog
[46] Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
[47] Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
[48] Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
[49] If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of naturalcause.
[50] The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirtblood 30 feet!!
smile
A FRIENDLY SMILE
Everything's gone wrong today.
No one reacts to anything you say.
No matter how much you scream and cry,
the world seems to be passing you by.
No one seems to notice or care,
that you are trying to be heard over your despair.
But on one face a smile shines through,
a smile that knows and cares about you.
A smile with love to lend,
on a face you recognize as a friend.
Everything's gone wrong today.
No one reacts to anything you say.
No matter how much you scream and cry,
the world seems to be passing you by.
No one seems to notice or care,
that you are trying to be heard over your despair.
But on one face a smile shines through,
a smile that knows and cares about you.
A smile with love to lend,
on a face you recognize as a friend.
Gud morning
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
have a good day
......johnie
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
have a good day
......johnie
Friday, October 21, 2005
hi , me againI
Hi ,
this is johnie again 2 u people.
some more messages are posted through this
hope u will enjoy this blog also as earlier.
it does contains images but lot of jokes, quotes , important matter etc..........
thank you , once again..
johnie.
this is johnie again 2 u people.
some more messages are posted through this
hope u will enjoy this blog also as earlier.
it does contains images but lot of jokes, quotes , important matter etc..........
thank you , once again..
johnie.
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