13 Differences between Women and Men :
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for
lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and
2. EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom
will each throw in
a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of
them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they
want the change
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need but it's on
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the
The average number of items in the typical woman's
337. A man would not be able to identify most of
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
A man never worries about the future until he gets
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change and she does.
10. DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water
the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living
in the house.
13. FINAL THOUGHT:
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same