Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Comp vs Hindi films

Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-

1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan andChhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4)F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Meinkhiladi Tu Anadi.
26) NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani.
27)Indian Programmers - Jawab Hum denge.
28 ) Contractor - Bakra Kistope.
29 ) Employee on Probation - Paying Guest.
30 )Employeewho works Sincerely -Dil Se.
31) Employee who is ready to Leave hisjob - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.
32) Employee for more than 3 yrs in thecompany - Amar Prem.
33) Employee who signs a Bond-Bandhan.
34) Employee who does not signs a Bond -Kachche Dhage.
35) Employees Changing Job frequently -Banjaare.
36) Employee Changing his Platform -Badalte Rishte

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