Collection of SMS

1) My sweetest memory...our meeting!
My biggest sadness...The distance!
My biggest hope...i will c u soon!
My craziest dream..
hope we stay friends 4evr.....

2) Minutes r small, hours r less, days r short, months r few, years rnt enough 2b with u, I can take 10 more births if i get a friend like you...

3) I love my eyes wen u look into them i love my name wen u speak it i love my heart when u love it nd i love my life wen ur a part of it..

4) <<>> but hard to get love from the one u love <<>> but hard to hate the ONE whom u love.

5) Age does not protect you from love.But love, to some extent, protects you from age. True love can be delayed- but not denied....................

6) If loVE is Sweet, Y does it HurT! If lovE is dEEP, Y does it bURN! If loVE is WaRM, Y do wE shIVEr! If LoVE is teNDER, Y do we cRY! If loVe is 4eveR, Y do we
DIE?

7) i mess yo ..
i mis yo ..
i mmis yoo ..
i miss yuu ..
maybe i didn"t learn how to write it but you taught me how to feel it :)

8) a simple txt
means I care

enough 2 flex
my thumb

search ur
name

wait4
"Message Sent"

thn thnk of u
& smile as I
say

"Hope ur OK"

9) If 2 Hearts r Meant 2 b friends, no Matter How Long it takes,How Far they Go,How Tuff it Seems,Fate Will Bring them 2Gether 2Share Friendship 4ever!
KEEP SMILING!!!

10) "What make some people dearer s not just d hapines that u feel when u meet them but d pain u feel when u miss them."

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

Mr.Bean jokes

Mr. Bean Jokes :

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr.Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr.Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr.Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
****
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
****
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
****
Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4
worse.
****
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't
see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
****
Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder.
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
****
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because
of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
hrs.
****
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful... is it one c
or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure

laws

Have you experienced this ?

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle Of Clo! se Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

maturity

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Maturity is the ability to control anger and settle
differences without violence or destruction.

Maturity is patience, willingness to pass up immediate pleasure
in favour of future gains.

Maturity is persevernce, ability to sweat out a project or
a situation in spite of opposition or setbacks.

Maturity is capacity to face unpleasantness,
frustation, discomfort, defeat without complaint or collapse.

Maturity is humility - big enough to say "I was wrong" and
knowing when not to say "I told ya so".

Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it.

Maturity is dependability, keeping one's head high, in times of
crisis.

Maturity is the art of living in peace with one-self - with what
we cannot change and courage to change that should be changed
and wisdom to know the difference.

johnny's interview

A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having

trouble with one of her

students.

The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first

Grade.

My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter

than she is! I think I

should be in third grade too."

Mrs Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the

principal's office.

While Johnny waited in the outer office, the

teacher explained to the

principal what the situation was.

The principal told Mrs Brooks he would give the

boy a test and if he failed

to answer any of his questions he was to go back

to the first grade and

behave. She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the

conditions explained to

him and he agreed to take the
test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnny: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"

Johnny: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal

thought a third grade

should know. The principal looks at Mrs Brooks

and tells her, "I think

Johnny can go to the third grade."

Mrs Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask

him, some questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agree.

Mrs Brooks: "What does a cow have four of that I

have only 2 of?

Johnny, after a moment "Legs."

Mrs Brooks: What is in your pants that you have

but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Mrs Brooks: "What starts with C and ends with T,

is hairy, oval and

delicious and contains a whitish liquid?"

Johnny: "Coconut."

Mrs Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink and comes

out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before

he could stop the answer,

Johnny takes charge.....

Johnny: "Bubblegum."

Mrs Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a

woman does sitting down and

a dog does on 3 legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before

he could stop the answer.....

Johnny: "Shake hands."

Mrs Brooks: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I'

questions, okay?"

Mrs Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You

tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do."

Johnny: "Tent."

Mrs Brooks: "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle

with me when you're bored.

The best man always has me first."

The principal was looking restless and a bit

tense.

Johnny: "Wedding Ring."

Mrs Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip

penetrates. I come with a

quiver?" Johnny; "Arrow."

Mrs Brooks: "What word starts with F and ends in

K and means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Johnny: "Fire truck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
said

to the teacher,

"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten

questions wrong myself!"

Math student's love letter!!!

Math student's love letter!!!


My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do n ot meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.


Yours ever loving,

Pythagoras
De-Morgan's Law,
7th Cross. Binomial Avenue,
India of Matrices - (a+b)^2

Some points to understand gals

Some points to understand Gals....



1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's
crying in her heart.


2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best
to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an
apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which
is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the
relationship's over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute
of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she
will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to
react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would
start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a
friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her
alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings
and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why
most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may
act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is
back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start
telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her
get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to
study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl
that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she
never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance
stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is
standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she
loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and
going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close
to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that
order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL
girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

31. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with
their ex. But never know how !

type of girls.....etc..

~*~Types Of Girls~*~

HARD DISK GIRLS:

she remembers everything, FOREVER

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RAM GIRLS:

she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off

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WINDOW GIRLS:

everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

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INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access.

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SERVER GIRLS:

Always busy when you need her.

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful

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CD-ROM GIRLS:

She is always faster and faster.

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EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

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VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...


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............................... crystal rose


..................................... mood of the women





a view of SEA

cherish...

change in time....

25 years ago......


A program was ... a television show

An application was .. for employment

Windows were..... something u hated to clean

A cusor ... used profanity

A keyboard was ...a piano

Memory was..... something u lost with age

A CD was... a bank account

If u unzipped in public u went to jail

Compress was something u did to garbage

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

Log on was adding wood to fire

A backup happened to your toilet

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

Cut.. u did with scissors

paste.. u did with glue

A web was a spiders home

And a virus was the flu!!


... Times surely have changed