johnny's interview

A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having

trouble with one of her

students.

The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first

Grade.

My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter

than she is! I think I

should be in third grade too."

Mrs Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the

principal's office.

While Johnny waited in the outer office, the

teacher explained to the

principal what the situation was.

The principal told Mrs Brooks he would give the

boy a test and if he failed

to answer any of his questions he was to go back

to the first grade and

behave. She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the

conditions explained to

him and he agreed to take the
test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnny: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"

Johnny: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal

thought a third grade

should know. The principal looks at Mrs Brooks

and tells her, "I think

Johnny can go to the third grade."

Mrs Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask

him, some questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agree.

Mrs Brooks: "What does a cow have four of that I

have only 2 of?

Johnny, after a moment "Legs."

Mrs Brooks: What is in your pants that you have

but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Mrs Brooks: "What starts with C and ends with T,

is hairy, oval and

delicious and contains a whitish liquid?"

Johnny: "Coconut."

Mrs Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink and comes

out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before

he could stop the answer,

Johnny takes charge.....

Johnny: "Bubblegum."

Mrs Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a

woman does sitting down and

a dog does on 3 legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before

he could stop the answer.....

Johnny: "Shake hands."

Mrs Brooks: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I'

questions, okay?"

Mrs Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You

tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do."

Johnny: "Tent."

Mrs Brooks: "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle

with me when you're bored.

The best man always has me first."

The principal was looking restless and a bit

tense.

Johnny: "Wedding Ring."

Mrs Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip

penetrates. I come with a

quiver?" Johnny; "Arrow."

Mrs Brooks: "What word starts with F and ends in

K and means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Johnny: "Fire truck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
said

to the teacher,

"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten

questions wrong myself!"